Oh where oh where....

Oh where oh where has my alien gone, Oh where oh where can he be? Has he gone to galaxies far and beyond, Oh where oh where can he be.... Seriously though, you just dropped of the face of the earth! I have sent dozens of mails, including a snailer, had dreams of despair trying to talk to you! Would you PULEEZE let me know you are out there somewhere, You are a big Kahuna in my puny life, grace me with your reply!